I swore when this whole election process began that I’d find the best candidate and stump for him. I’d write a brilliant essay, I told myself, that would convince the world to vote for him and make him president of this club I love. I’m a voting member of FC Barcelona, so despite the fact that I won’t be able to vote in Saturday’s election thanks to geographical differences between myself and the Camp Nou, I’m theoretically capable of doing so if someone stumps for my airfare to and from the city. No takers? Oh well. Maybe next time, if there’s a real reason to care.
Because these guys are basically the same except one likes Qatar on the shirt and the rest have taken the politically expedient route against it, the only way to really tell them apart is to be as frivolous as they are. So let’s do that. Let’s get stupid. http://mmoga.cc/